is anyONE ELSE JUST SO EXCITED FOR PUMPKINS AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND HALLOWEEEEN AND SPOOKY MOVIES AND FAIRS AND KNEE SOCKS AND PUMPKIN LATTES AND BIG BLANKETS AND COZY CUDDLY SWEATERS AND PRETTY LEAVES AND i just started crying.
'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
Well I haven’t been to school for a long long time but I will try!
1. Do not wear crocs. I know I always say you should be yourself but this situation seems to fall outside of the usual boundaries for some reason.
2. Do not sell drugs. You are not allowed to smoke pot at school and you are definitely not allowed to deal it.
3. Become an entrepreneur. I started a small business of trading guitar riffs when I was a little tike. Employ trustworthy investors and work out of your locker.
4. Put your name in huge letters across everything you own because if you’re anything like me, you will lose EVERYTHING.
5. If your name is ‘Stone’ or similarly bully-worthy, ignore point 4.
6. Do not let your mother dress you.
7. You can say penis on tv but you cannot say it to your teacher.
I hope this helps child, remember, we are all unique and trust me, if school is hell for you, it will get better. Lots of people are made for life after school, like me and lots of people I know. I hope it goes OK.
16 just held such better days
17 without a purpose or direction
18 and a wind came by
19 your eyes are glowing to my beating heart
20 years now lost
Wish my friends were 21
must have been too wasted
Nobody likes you when you’re 23
Well I guess this is growing up