Nina | 17 | Asshole Constantly off and on hiatus. Hope you find me at the right time bud. You can leave now and beat the traffic, or you can stay and beat your meat |
why the fuck is no one naming their children after greek goddesses? Name your fucking child Persephone?????? Bitch???????!?
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a man telling me about another woman: she’s kind of a bitch
me: *shoving over the man in a beeline to meet the woman*
(Source: emilyteapot, via seesawhomicides)
pxr:
we are boycotting amazon siri play despacito
apple’s not any better….gregorian monks start deepthroating
i meant to say throat singing but you know what that’ll work too
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